Nyan

This is the story of no point at all; you might as well watch paint dry because you won’t learn much from this story.

Nyan was his name and his destiny was written in the stars with rainbow glitter, which was stolen from the arts & crafts section of some random kindergarten in some random city in some random country. He wasn’t able to read though so his destiny was unknown to him, nobody ever told him what it said because they strongly believed it wouldn’t do Nyan any good. All they ever told him was he needed to catch the mysterious red dot, which appeared on the wall from time to time, and the knowledge the red dot would give him will set him free.

Years passed and Nyan became better than anyone had ever imagined him of becoming. He was perfect, his training was now over, and so he set out to catch the mysterious red dot. He walked almost forever until he finally encountered the mysterious being on the side of a mountain. He quickly jumped over the forest blocking his way, he then pounced onto the surface where it lay and he caught it. Just like that. Nyan didn’t believe it and went ecstatic with excitement. Then it struck him… What now?

He suddenly felt something vibrating inside him, urging to come out. A huge beam shot out of his mouth and he was just a spectator watching his body being used like a puppet. The beam quickly shot back into him though now the beam seemed to have mixed with the rainbow glitter, which was used to write his destiny in the stars. His mouth shut and he regained control of his body. Something was wrong, he could feel the glitter inside him moving, shining and whispering into him his destiny.

Nyan finally understood what his destiny was. He returned to his native village and baked two pop-tarts and attached them to the sides of his body. He felt it, he was ready… and BAM! He took off into the dark night sky and destroyed everything evil with a smile to his face and repetitive music playing as he did so.